Satan was playing ball in the desert. While trying to kick a dead leaf Mariolino style course, with his left foot struck the tip of an unusual subject for the desolate sands of the Middle East. A lamp
golden and shiny. Satan put his tail and rubbed it vigorously on the instrument flammable. At that point came out just God God God God, that lives in the clouds. God, what you put in front of the house is a guy who has betrayed his son 3 times within 5 hours. God, what you have written a book that has caused more victims than the English, Ebola and Crispy McBello. So, God came out of that stuff and declared: "grant them 3 wishes well." Satan laughed. It began with the first wish: "I want to be like God. Handsome as a god. Strong as a god, God." God made him lose his tail, hooves, horns, gave him an RTA with a holographic sight, a son and a great desire to write. "The Devil did not stop:" I want to be in the records, I want the venus I created, I want everything. "God obviously agreed and approached the entire world. But the devil wanted more, there is no room for Rebenga in this world, the Devil wanted to replace the creator. "I want to take your place!" asks the devil voice impetuous. God left him in the lamp. 
